Why Osan Air Base is like my college campus

This posting may not make sense if you aren't at Osan or you didn't go to Tech, but I've decided to share it anyway. (Go Hokies!)

1) People live in dorms
2) You can't do anything without your ID
3) You eat at the same places as everyone you work with/live with
4) The week of an exercise is like the week of finals
5) Only the "upperclassmen" (ie, higher ranks) are allowed to have a car
6) There is married housing
7) No matter where you go you run into someone you know (again and again and again)
8) There is a 24 hour gym
9) People walk EVERYWHERE
10) Comedians and rock groups come and perform
11) There are a lot of Asians walking around
12) There is a curfew
13) Many people have drinking problems
14) Most people want to go to Europe after they "graduate" (aka PSC)
15) You talk to everyone via the internet, even your next door neighbor
16) The apartments aren't big enough for your stuff
17) There are intermural sports